The Top Floor

We work on the TOP FLOOR of our building, here at 880 Upper Wentworth St.
Quite often, we complain about how slow - in this little 4-story building - the elevator tends to be
- but, honestly - if it were THAT bad...

 ...four stories up or down? Not that much trouble to take the stairs...

HOWEVER - in an effort to spin this top floor existence in an even more positive light
(he said, with his tongue firmly planted in his cheek) -

Here are THE PERKS of Working on the Top Floor of Your Building...         

First of all - Longer breaks from work during fire drills. That's a gimme.

You get to leave boring meetings early - under the auspices of altitude sickness.

Incredible distance on the paper airplanes you throw out the window.
ALSO -
Excellent velocity on the pennies you drop - in an effort to get your boss' ...attention... on his way out.

62.7 minutes of your workweek is spent in elevators, while the average worker spends only 29.3 minutes per week in elevators. You get paid for doing nothing an extra 21.9 minutes per week!
And you get time to work on your rapidly improving mind calculations.

It's also closer to your heli-pad.

...and everyone that actually has a personal life - looks like an ant.